United Banks of America (52WeekLowMix)

Greetings,

As you all know, we are in the worst recession since 1937.
The situation is dire.
Banks are trading for less than Starbucks.
AOT has rushed here to save the financial system.
Our plan will follow in the coming weeks.
We are still hammering out most of the details.
Let me assure you, this new plan is good.
It's just not done yet.
So we'll get back to you when it is done.
In the meantime, please listen to our new song:

United Banks of America (52 Week Low Mix)

We have provided an approximation of the lyrics:

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United Banks of America
Fannie, Freddie, AIG
Where do they get the authority?
Wells Fargo, Bank of America
JP Morgan Stanley and Chase
WAMU, Countrywide, IndyMac
OH NO!
It's the Super Lehman Brothers
Riding on the back of the Meryll Lynch bull
Bear Stearns knocked the bull on its ass
shorting stocks like Douglas Kass
Whenever I make money, somebody loses money!
SRS
SKF
SSG
QID
SDS
DXD
If I'm gonna make money, somebody loses money!

I want a million dollars
You want a million dollars
Let's spend a trillion dollars
OH NO!

Pelosi, Reed and Barney Frank
Love the Fed more than you and me
George Bush and Henry Paulson
spent all our currency
The former head of the New York Fed is now in charge of the IRS
Tim Geithner takes your taxes
but he doesn't pay his own
you don't need an RTC
all you need is AOT

Peaceful Resolution
Peaceful Revolution

a revolution without dancing is not a revolution worth having.

This ain't a bad bank
it's a citi bank
this aint a bad bank
it's a shitty bank
SRS
SKF
SSG
QID
SDS
DXD
I only make money, if someone loses money!
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We can only hope this will create a more open dialogue about what is really going on in the world economy.

PC

Happy Birthday, President Lincoln

Here is a quote that I feel is incredibly timely:

"It is an old maxim and a very sound one, that he that dances should always pay the fiddler. Now, sir, in the present case, if any gentlemen, whose money is a burden to them, choose to lead off a dance, I am decidedly opposed to the people's money being used to pay the fiddler...all this to settle a question in which the people have no interest, and about which they care nothing. These capitalists generally act harmoniously, and in concert, to fleece the people, and now, that they have got into a quarrel with themselves, we are called upon to appropriate the people's money to settle the quarrel."

- Abraham Lincoln, January 11, 1837

Obama claims to value Lincoln's presidency, so why not pass this quote along to him? When will the people understand that we don't "have" to do anything about bad banks? Oh that is right, most of my generation is dumb, broke, or on drugs.

PC

Financial Instability .GOV

In what seems to be a blatant attempt to destroy what remains of market confidence, The Secretary of the Treasury announced his "plan" to save/destroy the financial sector. The bad news, he barely said anything. They did make a website, financialstability.gov. This man didn't even pay his taxes and we expect him to be able to run the IRS and save the banking system. I can only hope that the people really pulling the strings in the Illuminati and Skull and Bones know what they are doing.

Yea I said it, come get me bitches.

PC

John Thune, as dumb as Pelosi

John Thune shows us that Republicans and Democrats have one thing in common...
They both like to waste taxpayer time and money...



Seriously?

PC

Thanks A Lot FEMA

"FEMA food kits may contain tainted peanut butter"

What is with fema? Can they do anything right?

First Katrina, now this?

Last month the FDA recalled the food and they couldn't find it before they gave it to people without electricity and food?

That is not cool!!!

I hope the camps have better food than that!!!

Look up HR 645

New legislation to build camps in each FEMA areas for times of emergency
and to meet other appropriate needs, as determined by the Secretary of Homeland Security.

(b) Minimum Requirements- A site designated as a national emergency center shall be--

(1) capable of meeting for an extended period of time the housing, health, transportation, education, public works, humanitarian and other transition needs of a large number of individuals affected by an emergency or major disaster;

(2) environmentally safe and shall not pose a health risk to individuals who may use the center;

(3) capable of being scaled up or down to accommodate major disaster preparedness and response drills, operations, and procedures;

There is authorized to be appropriated $180,000,000 for each of fiscal years 2009 and 2010 to carry out this Act. Such funds shall remain available until expended.

6) required to consist of a complete operations command center, including 2 state-of-the art command and control centers that will comprise a 24/7 operations watch center as follows:

(A) one of the command and control centers shall be in full ready mode; and

(B) the other shall be used daily for training; and

(7) easily accessible at all times and be able to facilitate handicapped and medical facilities, including during an emergency or major disaster.

all bases requirements

(A) Is located in close proximity to a transportation corridor.

(B) Is located in a State with a high level or threat of disaster related activities.

(C) Is located near a major metropolitan center.


After how well they have done so far, I don't think I want to go to a camp if they are going to give me food tainted with salmonella.

I will save myself, thank you very much.

MCCK

Learn to Count, Speaker Pelosi

It is no secret, I am not a fan of Pelosi and this is why...


500 million Americans lose their jobs every month eh?

PC

Pay Your Taxes

In a world where we are held accountable as taxpayers, the least these cabinet appointees and Senators can do is pay their taxes. While you're at it, how about you get some American-born nannies...

Bitches,

PC